This rock is the perfect weather
never fails. It is more accurate than your local
weather person. This rock is the
living word and
is 100% correct. This is how it works:
a dry rock means fair
a wet rock means it's raining.
a dusty rock means a dust storm.
a swaying rock means it's windy.
a shadow under the rock means it's sunny.
a white rock means it's snowing.
if the rock is jumping up and down, an
earthquake is upon us.
if the bottom of the rock is under water it's a
most beautiful of all,
though the rock is not
attached to its' existence, it doesn't mind which
of the above is happening.